Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
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what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
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| sext: | fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles |
New Zealand has been rated the most free country in the world HOW’S YOUR FREEDOM NOW AMERICA
what’s a new zealand
middle earth with sheep
like an old zealand only better
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when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
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